SurroGuardian™ Initiative
Raise the Future. Be Remembered.
Do you like parenting? Want to do it professionally? Join the nation’s premier artificial parenthood network.
As a SurroGuardian™, you’ll raise elite-engineered children destined for The Gauntlet™. A rite of passage where only the top 10% children of one couple meet their biological progenitors. If you raise a winner, you’ll never have to work again - guaranteed!
đź’Ľ Compensation Package
- $50,000/year base salary until legal adulthood
- +$20,000/year per additional child
- All medical expenses covered
- Victory Bonus: Stipend for life if a child in your care makes Top 10% in The Gauntlet™
🧬 Your Role
From cradle to adolescence, you’ll provide full-time upbringing to zygotes entrusted to your care.
No legal guardianship. No genetic baggage.
Just professional parenting — for profit and progress.
Apply to Become a SurroGuardian™ →
Note: SurroGuardian™ positions require background screening and biyearly review of child progress and health. We retain full ownership of child intellectual property before legal adulthood. Child mistreament will be considered forfeit of all stipend recieved during the lifetime of the child.
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